A Few of My Favorite Things Right Now....

Trader Joe's Sea Salt Brownies - When I say that these are phenomenal....I mean these are PHENOMENAL of epic proportions. First off, I HATE walnuts in brownies, whoever decided on that idea was stupid. These brownies are chocolatey, creamy, awesomeness. I'm on container 3 this week. In fact, breakfast consisted of brownies and chocolate milk. Can we guess what time of the month it is?

The Pool - Specifically, sitting by the pool all day. The pool itself doesn't impress me, but it's nice to sit out there and relax. Plus the boyfriend ordered me a HUUUUUUUUUGE raft so I can lay on it and not get any water on me since summer decided it's not going above 79 degrees.

Buzz Video Game - So the boyfriend, in his post-surgical state, decided to buy a PS3 for himself (I get an inflatable raft, the one who takes care of him...). He bought just about every shooter game available for it. Last night, bummed out that Trivia Night at the local bar was canceled and I was once again homebound on a perfect night....we decided to go to Best Buy. As I looked for a game appealing to me, I FIND BUZZ! A GAME SHOW GAME! TRIVIA NIGHT SAVED! Of course, I couldn't really invite my friends over into the post-surgical apartment...but I made a nice Rum & Coke and played the boyfriend (who ass was THOROUGHLY handed to him...OWN3D). Anyway, best thing EVER.

Crate and Barrel - Specifically, their GLASSES.

I bought this glass here to the left. It may LOOK small...but this badass glass holds TWENTY-FIVE OUNCES of anything wet you may desire (RUM AND COKES)! I mean, nothing better for the poolside lounge. One of these glasses and I'm am THOROUGHLY sloshed (OWN3D.....I dunno why I'm writing like this I hate online nerdspeak).

Also, their egg timer is pretty awesome. When I'm feeling gluttonous I'll have an egg-mayo sandwich, and this thing helps me not have soft-boiled or over-boiled eggs.

Captain Morgan's 100 Proof Spiced Rum - Ay Ay Captain! Two ounces this, one can of diet coke = a very good night.

Adult Tricycles - I used to ride a bike, a lot. I would ride 40+ miles rides on my cheapo Target Schwinn. Then I did the Five Borough Bike Tour, and realized I couldn't keep up at all with my friend on his nice Bianchi road bike. I blame his bike for the reason I couldn't keep up, but really, 10% probably belongs to me being overweight. No wait, I take that back, fuck it. He had a $1000 road bike, that's definitely why. So anyway I retired Target bike to a farm upstate, literally, and have been missing riding ever since. Originally I was going to get one of them road bikes...until my friend called me yesterday and asked if I wanted a mothaflippin' TRICYCLE! i could barely contain my excited response: "HELL FUCKING YES I WANT A TRICYCLE!"

Some of you may be confused, but yes, they make tricycles for adults, yes, your grandmother will be jealous, and YES, I WILL BE TRANSPORTING BEER!


Finally, my favorite thing this week is: BENADRYL, without which, I would never have slept a full night with vivid dreams the likes of which are pretty X-Rated. Score! Plus, I think I'm still on a high.